خلاصه داستان : نوزاد متولد نشده "مملکت" داستان او را بازگو می کند.او دختر هفده ساله زیبایی است که رویای بازیگر شدن را در سر دارد.او به همراه پدر و برادرش در روستای کوچکی در آسیای مرکزی زندگی می کند.شبی او توسط بازیگری که خود را دوست "تام کروز" معرفی کرده فریب خورده و باردار میشود و...

The unborn child of Mamlakat is telling her story. She is 17, beautiful and vivacious, and dreaming secretly of becoming an actress. She lives with her father and brother in a small village in Central Asia. One night she is seduced by an actor from a travelling troupe, who poses as a friend of Tom Cruise, and makes her pregnant. She tries to abort, but her father and brother become determined to find the seducer, setting in motion a cascade of comic adventures.